//The following line is critical for menu operation, and MUST APPEAR ONLY ONCE. If you have more than one menu_array.js file rem out this line in subsequent files
menunum=0;menus=new Array();_d=document;function addmenu(){menunum++;menus[menunum]=menu;}function dumpmenus(){mt="<script language=javascript>";for(a=1;a<menus.length;a++){mt+=" menu"+a+"=menus["+a+"];"}mt+="<\/script>";_d.write(mt)}
//Please leave the above line intact. The above also needs to be enabled if it not already enabled unless this file is part of a multi pack.



////////////////////////////////////
// Editable properties START here //
////////////////////////////////////


if(navigator.appVersion.indexOf("MSIE 6.0")>0)
{
	effect = "Fade(duration=0.2);Alpha(style=0,opacity=88);Shadow(color='#777777', Direction=135, Strength=5)"
}
else
{
	effect = "Shadow(color='#777777', Direction=135, Strength=5)" // Stop IE5.5 bug when using more than one filter
}


timegap=500		// 500The time delay for menus to remain visible
followspeed=5		// 5Follow Scrolling speed
followrate=40		// 40Follow Scrolling Rate
suboffset_top=10;	// Sub menu offset Top position 
suboffset_left=10;	// Sub menu offset Left position

style1=[		// style1 is an array of properties. You can have as many property arrays as you need. This means that menus can have their own style.
"#000080",		// Mouse Off Font Color
"#66CCCC",		// Mouse Off Background Color
"#ffffff",		// Mouse On Font Color
"#66CCCC",		// Mouse On Background Color
"#000080",		// Menu Border Color 
12,			// Font Size in pixels
"normal",		// Font Style (italic or normal)
"bold",			// Font Weight (bold or normal)
"Verdana, Arial",	// Font Name
2,			// Menu Item Padding
,			// Sub Menu Image (Leave this blank if not needed)
,			// 3D Border & Separator bar
,			// 3D High Color
,			// 3D Low Color
,			// Current Page Item Font Color (leave this blank to disable)
,			// Current Page Item Background Color (leave this blank to disable)
,			// Top Bar image (Leave this blank to disable)
,			// Menu Header Font Color (Leave blank if headers are not needed)
,			// Menu Header Background Color (Leave blank if headers are not needed)
"#AFEDE7",		// Menu Item Separator Color
]


addmenu(menu=[		// This is the array that contains your menu properties and details
"mainmenu",		// Menu Name - This is needed in order for the menu to be called
52,			// Menu Top - The Top position of the menu in pixels
,			// Menu Left - The Left position of the menu in pixels
,			// Menu Width - Menus width in pixels
1,			// Menu Border Width 
"right",		// Screen Position - here you can use "center;left;right;middle;top;bottom" or a combination of "center:middle"
style1,			// Properties Array - this is set higher up, as above
1,			// Always Visible - allows the menu item to be visible at all time (1=on/0=off)
"center",		// Alignment - sets the menu elements text alignment, values valid here are: left, right or center
,			// Filter - Text variable for setting transitional effects on menu activation - see above for more info
,			// Follow Scrolling - Tells the menu item to follow the user down the screen (visible at all times) (1=on/0=off)
1, 			// Horizontal Menu - Tells the menu to become horizontal instead of top to bottom style (1=on/0=off)
,			// Keep Alive - Keeps the menu visible until the user moves over another menu or clicks elsewhere on the page (1=on/0=off)
,			// Position of TOP sub image left:center:right
,			// Set the Overall Width of Horizontal Menu to 100% and height to the specified amount (Leave blank to disable)
,			// Right To Left - Used in Hebrew for example. (1=on/0=off)
,			// Open the Menus OnClick - leave blank for OnMouseover (1=on/0=off)
"form1",		// ID of the div you want to hide on MouseOver (useful for hiding form elements)
,			// Background image for menu when BGColor set to transparent.
,			// Scrollable Menu
,			// Reserved for future use
// "Description Text", "URL", "Alternate URL", "Status", "Separator Bar"
,"&nbsp;Jokes&nbsp;","show-menu=jokes","","",1
])


// Jokes

addmenu(menu=["jokes",
	,,180,1,"",style1,,"left",effect,,,,,,,,,,,,
	,"Short jokes","show-menu=jokesshort",,,1
	,"Long jokes","show-menu=jokeslong",,,1
	,"Funny stories","show-menu=jokestories",,,1
	])

addmenu(menu=["jokesshort",
	,,180,1,"",style1,,"left",effect,,,,,,,,,,,,
	,"Beautiful",pathname+"jokes/joke_beautiful.html",,,1
	,"Caribbean love story",pathname+"jokes/joke_caribbeanlovestory.html",,,1
	,"Confused boy",pathname+"jokes/joke_confusedboy.html",,,1
	,"First class blond",pathname+"jokes/joke_firstclassblond.html",,,1
	,"Gentlemen",pathname+"jokes/joke_gentlemen.html",,,1
	,"Horsieride",pathname+"jokes/joke_horsieride.html",,,1
	,"Italians in the south",pathname+"jokes/joke_italiansinthesouth.html",,,1
	,"Engineer",pathname+"jokes/joke_engineer.html",,,1
	,"Little girls",pathname+"jokes/joke_littlegirls.html",,,1
	,"Look out",pathname+"jokes/joke_lookout.html",,,1
	,"Need a bike",pathname+"jokes/joke_needabike.html",,,1
	,"Not that old",pathname+"jokes/joke_notthatold.html",,,1
	,"Senior citizens",pathname+"jokes/joke_seniorcitizens.html",,,1
	,"Smoke in the rain",pathname+"jokes/joke_smokeintherain.html",,,1
	,"Strange machine",pathname+"jokes/joke_strangemachine.html",,,1
	,"Sunday school",pathname+"jokes/joke_sundayschool.html",,,1
	,"You're an eight",pathname+"jokes/joke_youreaneight.html",,,1
	])

addmenu(menu=["jokeslong",
	,,180,1,"",style1,,"left",effect,,,,,,,,,,,,
	,"And that's when the fight started...",pathname+"jokes/joke_fight.html",,,1
	,"Black balls",pathname+"jokes/joke_blackballs.html",,,1
	,"Broken lawn mower",pathname+"jokes/joke_cutthelawn.html",,,1
	,"Camel",pathname+"jokes/joke_camel.html",,,1
	,"Cockroaches",pathname+"jokes/joke_cockroaches.html",,,1
	,"Eating grass",pathname+"jokes/joke_eatinggrass.html",,,1
	,"In hell",pathname+"jokes/joke_inhell.html",,,1
	,"Irish pub",pathname+"jokes/joke_irishpub.html",,,1
	,"Italian in Malta",pathname+"jokes/joke_italianinmalta.html",,,1
	,"Life on a farm",pathname+"jokes/joke_lifeonafarm.html",,,1
	,"Lone ranger",pathname+"jokes/joke_loneranger.html",,,1
	,"Man stress",pathname+"jokes/joke_manstress.html",,,1
	,"Pet alligator",pathname+"jokes/joke_petalligator.html",,,1
	,"Politics",pathname+"jokes/joke_politics.html",,,1
	,"Scotsman",pathname+"jokes/joke_scotsman.html",,,1
	,"Shot of tequila",pathname+"jokes/joke_shotoftequila.html",,,1
	,"Stranded",pathname+"jokes/joke_stranded.html",,,1
	,"Train",pathname+"jokes/joke_train.html",,,1
	,"Women play golf",pathname+"jokes/joke_womenplaygolf.html",,,1
	])

addmenu(menu=["jokestories",
	,,190,1,"",style1,,"left",effect,,,,,,,,,,,,
	,"Barbie fights back",pathname+"jokes/joke_barbiefightsback.html",,,1
	,"Bill Gates' car",pathname+"jokes/joke_billgatescar.html",,,1
	,"Cat bathing as martial art",pathname+"jokes/joke_catbathingmartialart.html",,,1
	,"Computer women",pathname+"jokes/joke_computerwomen.html",,,1
	,"Dating don'ts for guys",pathname+"jokes/joke_datingdontsguys.html",,,1
	,"Do the dishes",pathname+"jokes/joke_dothedishes.html",,,1
	,"Evolution of a programmer",pathname+"jokes/joke_evolprogrammer.html",,,1
	,"Jack Schitt",pathname+"jokes/joke_jackschitt.html",,,1
	,"Lightbulb",pathname+"jokes/joke_lightbulb.html",,,1
	,"Mom's brownies",pathname+"jokes/joke_momsbrownies.html",,,1
	,"Preacher bishop nun",pathname+"jokes/joke_preacherbishopnun.html",,,1
	,"Real life matters",pathname+"jokes/joke_reallifematters.html",,,1
	,"Real signs",pathname+"jokes/joke_realsigns.html",,,1
	,"Recipe of rumcake",pathname+"jokes/joke_reciperumcake.html",,,1
	])

dumpmenus()